Beside a picture of the lashes on Jesus' back: Next time you turn your back on Jesus, look at this.

Tee-shirt: Five out of five demons agree, Christ is King!

1 cross + 3 nails = 4given

Beside a picture of the cross on a t-shirt: Jesus beat the Devil with a BIG UGLY STICK!

T-shirt: Satan, the fat lady is about to sing

Beside a picture of a Bible on a t-shirt: Wanna get high... take a hit of this!

Beside a picture of Jesus' arm nailed to the cross: Body-piercing saved my life.

The Cross: it's not about jewelry, it's about Jesus.

I broke the rules. I prayed in school. I'm such a menace to society.

By a picture of a penguin with a large fish on his head: Don't worry; God is in control!

By a picture of a Bible: When all else fails, read the instructions.

Before you go to sleep, give your problems to God. He'll be up all night anyway.

Cross eyed: keep your eyes fixed on Jesus.

Jesus died for a reason... you're that reason!

So you're a feminist... isn't that cute.

By a picture of a Chihuahua: Yo quiero Jesus!

If Jesus is your co-pilot, switch seats.

Got Jesus? It'll be Hell without Him!

April 1st: National Atheists' Day.

If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.

The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday!

Rapture... separation of church & state!

GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.

A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.

If you're puzzled by life, Jesus is the missing peace!

Friends don't let friends go to hell.

Exercise daily... walk with the Lord!

Count your blessings, not your problems.

Beside a picture of the nativity: Mary had a little Lamb.

Old Navy Original: One Savior, 12 disciples and one fishing boat.

Family values are nice, but single people have values too!

Jesus was a bachelor

Got Jesus?

Don't let the car fool you... my treasure is in heaven.

In case of rapture... car's yours!

Premarital sex puts you on the USED car lot.

If you're living like there is no God, YOU BETTER BE RIGHT!

TGIS: Thank God I'm Saved

Warning: in case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned!

Real men love Jesus!

No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace.

Honk if you love Jesus!

Get right, or get left!

Abreadcrumb and Fish (instead of "Abercrombie and Fitch")

Prevent truth decay, read the Bible

'Big Bang Theory... you've got to be kidding.' -God

For eternity: smoking or non-smoking?

Bumper sticker: Do you follow Jesus this closely?

Beside a picture of Jesus doing a push-up with a cross on his back: Bench-press this!

Choosy moms choose life

Yo' mamma was pro life, dawlin'!

BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

Big Bang Theory: God said it, and BANG! It happened!

I'M SAVED... ARE YOU?

Go to church this Sunday

If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together

Try Jesus... if you don't like him the devil will always take you back

Congress opens with prayer... why don't public schools?

Life is eternal... know where you're going when you go

"If you gotta curse, use your own name" -God

"They are commandments not suggestions" -God

Try Jesus... if you don't like him we'll give you your sin back

If you see me on my kness, I'm getting stronger.

Why drink and drive, when you can pray and fly?